If you already clicked the picture but still can't read what's written on there clearly, well okay― I'll kindly write it down for you.
15 Reasons Why a Dog is Better Than a Man
1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
2. Dogs miss you when you've gone.
3. Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.
4. Dogs don't brag about whom they've slept with.
5. Dogs don't criticize your friends.
6. Dogs admit when they're jealous.
7. Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.
8. Dogs understand what 'no' means.
9. You can house train a dog.
10. Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.
11. Dogs don't mind if you do all the driving.
12. Dogs don't step on the imaginary brake.
13. Dogs admit it when they're lost.
14. Dogs aren't feel threatened if you earn more than they do.
15. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
It's kinda funny so I took a picture of it (unbeknownst to the shop clerk, of course) and decided to post it here, after all these months.
No offense dude, but if you don't like to be compared with dogs.. Then you know what you should do.
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